What the hell is he doing?

Every time i watch england play, i find myself constantly asking:"what the hell is he doing?"

The "he" in question is not Frank Lampard, who is sky-rocketing his shots, when he would have easily burst the net in a Chelsea jersey. Its not Stevven Gerrard, looking subdued not playing in his usual attacking position. Neither is it Ashley Cole, looking distinctly unfit, nor David Beckham, who's simply looking his age. The "he" im referring to is none other than Peter Crouch. dunno how to define him, can't shoot, can't dribble, can't head, can't control the ball, can't link up wit team-mates, can't defend, can't sprint, can't pressure opponents, can't hold up the ball, can't pass, can't tackle, simply can't be bothered.

Of course to be fair, he can do a few things: look anguished when fouled by or fouling some1 else, draw tall opponents away during set pieces, hang clothes out to dry and ... of course, do the Robo-Dance

There must be something going on between Crouch and Eriksson.
Juz that if anyone knows what the hell Peter Crouch is doing, let mi noe, i wil even do a robo-dance for you.